…Because they’re a little meteor.
…and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” So, the string goes outside, twists himself around, and ruffles up one of his ends and then walks back into the […]
It always brings me down! I got it from an The Ellen Show! She does a “pre-enactment” of what she would do if she got stuck in an elevator. If […]
Because, they would have to be called bagels! I know, I know… you’ve probably heard that joke a dozen times. Ok, I’ll give you another one. What grades do mermaids […]
What has four legs but looks like a chair? Oh wait, what looks like a chair and has four legs? OH YEAH, what has four legs but can’t walk?!? Right?! […]
“Man, I’m bacon out here.” Or I guess it would also say, “Man, the sun is really hammering me today.” Or “I could really use a glass of swine right […]
You’re purrr-fect for me! (I wish it was UR A TIGER) Valentine’s Day is coming dangerously close so stay tuned for more Valentine’s Day Jokes! 🙂