What would a pig say in a desert?

“Man, I’m bacon out here.”

Or I guess it would also say, “Man, the sun is really hammering me today.”

Or “I could really use a glass of swine right now.”

Or “If I had some water, I’d definitely hog it all.”

Ha ha ha. Ok, I’ll stop now.

Advertisements

One response to “What would a pig say in a desert?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s